Welcome all to malum.org! This is Warren Haustrumerda’s official home to the gentle story TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a cautionary tale of lost love and unrepentant generosity, ending (as always) in piracy and death. It’s available FREE for your perusal as an Adobe Acrobat download and in eBook formats (for those of you with too much disposable income and too little restraint) directly on this site.
TTFF can also be enjoyed audibly! (Only Chapter 1 is completed. Perfection takes time and some competence, which are presently limited resources.) You may also feel free to visit the Submarine Pirate Store!
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22 April 2010 UPDATE: I sincerely and sorrowfully announce that free downloads of Tall Tales of Felony and Failure are no longer available. You see, TTFF has found a publisher! Wait, that’s good news! I’m not sorrowful at all – my sincerity must be questionable!
