From an angry blog lady’s internet website: The good news is, apparently the crew on our ship didn’t take their cue from this bunch of Yahoos on the submarine USS Hartford, who rammed the USS New Orleans while slacking off, disappearing from their posts, and listening to iPods while navigating a US Submarine. Since this is the quality of sailor we are now recruiting, maybe the bathtub whackos might get lucky next time. I...

Welcome all to malum.org!  This is Warren Haustrumerda’s official home to the gentle story TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a cautionary tale of lost love and unrepentant generosity, ending (as always) in piracy and death. TTFF can also be enjoyed audibly! (Only Chapter 1 is completed.  Perfection takes time and some competence, which are presently limited resources.)  You may also feel free to visit the Submarine Pirate...

It’s true, rookies!  Following some (I’d imagine) significant editorial manipulation, Tall Tales of Felony and Failure will be published by Wild Child Publishing!  We’ve already finished and formalized the new cover (quite a stretch from the original, I’d say!), but much needed editing will push the publish date out a bit. Unfortunately, the free versions of this tale will no longer be available.  Alas.  From...

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   Kapolei, HI, April 12, 2010 – GNA Worldwide subsidiary Malum.org, home of the online novella Tall Tales of Felony and Failure (TTFF), proudly announces its recent partnering with Spreadshirt Inc. This marriage of Spreadshirt’s manufacturing prowess with Malum.org’s world renown Intellectual Property was key to the timely completion and successful opening of the most aggressive Malum.org...