It’s on the internet, so it must be legit:
Kapolei, HI, May 21, 2010 – GNA Worldwide subsidiary Malum.org, home of the impeccable novella Tall Tales of Felony and Failure (TTFF), proudly announces its recent partnering with Wild Child Publishing. This marriage combines Wild Child Publishing’s professionalism with Malum.org’s world renown Intellectual Property, and dovetails nicely with the opening of the most aggressive Malum.org Online Retail Division project yet, the Submarine Pirate Shop.
When asked to comment, William Taker, Malum.org’s Under Registrant of Over Compensation, responded, “This partnership allows Malum.org, a GNA Worldwide subsidiary, to benefit from the additional income generated through sales of our sad, sad tale by Wild Child Publishing without assuming any of the financial risk associated with actually producing things. Wild Child “Famous” Publishing, meanwhile, may now enjoy the staggering notoriety associated with the fine, fine TTFF brand. This strategy is eerily reminiscent of our similar partnering with Spreadshirt Inc., resulting in the wildly successful Submarine Pirate Shop. It’s a complete win-win for each company involved, and we’re all excruciatingly excited.”
About GNA Worldwide:
GNA Worldwide is a privately held enterprise specializing in discreet import/export services.Under the careful watch of the Honorable Will Taker, Captain and proprietor, GNA Worldwide has earned a global reputation as the most trusted name in covert oceanic transportation. Our valued customer base includes such discriminating individuals, business enterprises, and nations as (REDACTED).
The unique services provided by GNA Worldwide are possible through the use of our most prized asset, the Good Ship (G.S.) PATIENCE, a former Soviet Project 613 (NATO Classification Whiskey Class) diesel-electric submarine. Following Captain Taker’s acquisition of the vessel, assisted by our cherished investors, several upgrades and restorations were performed on her acoustical, hull, mechanical, electrical, and (REDACTED) systems. The resulting capabilities have transformed her from a disregarded relic to a mighty, silent warrior/transport vehicle.
When not fulfilling customer shipping needs, Captain Taker and his crew utilize the G.S. PATIENCE in independent wealth acquisition projects, ensuring continued, unparalleled investment return for the GNA Worldwide stakeholders. Malum.org is an extension of this commitment to prosperity. GNA Worldwide believes that this new and exciting venture will provide consumers the opportunity to share in the mystique, daring, and adventure associated with the GNA Worldwide brand.
