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Welcome to malum.org, the official Tall Tales of Felony and Failure website. This glorious story is now available for your eReader devices at Wild Child Publishing, Amazon.com, and Barnes and Noble!
After discovering his ability to control time, Cranston Staigne embarks on a drunken escapade across three continents with his cohort Tom. During their travels, the pair commit numerous crimes, evade authorities, and cheat death. It’s magnificent decadence and dereliction as they explore unlimited power and unrepentant failure.
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16 June 2011 UPDATE: After much gnashing, Tall Tales of Felony and Failure is nearing release! That’s right, shipmates, you may now line up to purchase this soul-wrenched abomination directly from Wild Child Publishing! Sally forth, etc.!
22 April 2010 UPDATE: I sincerely and sorrowfully announce that free downloads of Tall Tales of Felony and Failure are no longer available. You see, TTFF has found a publisher! Wait, that’s good news! I’m not sorrowful at all – my sincerity must be questionable!