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Tall Tales of Felony and Failure now available at Feedbooks.com!

That’s right dummies.  Just when you thought this terrible tale was contained, it’s ghastly reach has extended to the eBook-type website Feedbooks.com!  Revel in it, bitches!

This shitty story surrounds you.

This horrible tale now available for your eBooks!

It’s true, it’s true.  Tall Tales of Felony and Failure is now available in multiple eBook formats for your FREE DOWNLOADING PLEASURE!!!

By multiple, I mean two.  For Amazon Kindle owners (and maybe some others), the .mobi format is recommended.  For Sony Reader owners (and maybe some others.  I don’t understand these things.  Get the fuck [...]

Medicare? No Thanks, You Filthy Commy Terrorist!

I’ve noticed lately that many folks are fussin and fighting over proposed changes to our country’s Health Care System, including a potential FED takover that would result in murdering my GRANDPARENTS and your BABIES.  Not one to look too deeply into things, I’ll take these statements as facts and stand firmly in opposition to any [...]

Somali Pirates Mock Bea Arthur

Apparently, the public relations wing of the Somali Pirate conglomeration is producing a livejournal blog of little value and less foresight.  GNA Worldwide and, specifically, the good crew of the G.S. Patience stomached and ignored such pretension and comeuppance as inevitable in these unbridled internet days.

Unfortunately for these vagabonds, though, injury was added to [...]

TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a small story of some little trouble

Welcome all to malum.org!  This is Warren Haustrumerda’s official home to the gentle story TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a cautionary tale of lost love and unrepentant generosity, ending (as always) in piracy and death.  It’s available FREE for your perusal as an Adobe Acrobat download and in eBook formats (for those [...]