Black Gold

Warren Haus — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 11:01:48 +0000

Texas Tea

Free TV [...]

2010 Blogger’s Choice Awards

Warren Haus — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 03:11:07 +0000

That’s right, friends, we are IN IT to WIN IT. Feel free to drop on by the 2010 Blogger’s Choice Awards to vote for Yours Truly. (Honestly, truly forever. I swear.)

FACEBOOK Friendship Drama and Consternation!

Warren Haus — Fri, 28 May 2010 11:16:52 +0000

Rookie, please.

A small bit of Chapter 3

Warren Haus — Wed, 05 May 2010 01:12:58 +0000

The official publish of our fantastical tale is months away, so I’ve decided to satiate your need with a bit from Chapter 3. As always, please pardon the formatting. We don’t understand the WordPress that well.

Does it get better than this? God, I hope so. Gray outside, no sun yet. I look through the windshield of [...]

Uppity Cat Lady Snipes US Navy Submariners

Warren Haus — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 01:49:00 +0000

From an angry blog lady’s internet website:

The good news is, apparently the crew on our ship didn’t take their cue from this bunch of Yahoos on the submarine USS Hartford, who rammed the USS New Orleans while slacking off, disappearing from their posts, and listening to iPods while “navigating” a US Submarine. [...]

Malum.org And Spreadshirt Inc. Partnering Clears Way To Filthy Lucre For Both

Warren Haus — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:46:39 +0000

Malum.org is proud to announce its recent partnering with Spreadshirt Inc. This pairing was instrumental in ensuring the timely opening of the most aggressive Malum.org Online Retail Division project to date, the Submarine Pirate Shop. [...]

This horrible tale now available for your eBooks!

Warren Haus — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:52:44 +0000

22 April 2010 Update: Sorry, lads and ladies, but the free versions have been removed from this site. Tall Tales of Felony and Failure has found a publisher!

It’s true, it’s true. Tall Tales of Felony and Failure is now available in multiple eBook formats for your FREE DOWNLOADING PLEASURE!!!

By multiple, I mean two. For Amazon Kindle [...]

Medicare? No Thanks, You Filthy Commy Terrorist!

Warren Haus — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 22:49:44 +0000

I’ve noticed lately that many folks are fussin and fighting over proposed changes to our country’s Health Care System, including a potential FED takover that would result in murdering my GRANDPARENTS and your BABIES. Not one to look too deeply into things, I’ll take these statements as facts and stand firmly in opposition to any proposed [...]

Somali Pirates Mock Bea Arthur

Warren Haus — Mon, 04 May 2009 14:07:01 +0000

Apparently, the public relations wing of the Somali Pirate conglomeration is producing a livejournal blog of little value and less foresight. GNA Worldwide and, specifically, the good crew of the G.S. Patience stomached and ignored such pretension and comeuppance as inevitable in these unbridled internet days.

Unfortunately for these vagabonds, though, injury was added to insult [...]

TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a small story of some little trouble

Warren Haus — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:53:22 +0000

Welcome all to malum.org! This is Warren Haustrumerda’s official home to the gentle story TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a cautionary tale of lost love and unrepentant generosity, ending (as always) in piracy and death. It’s available FREE for your perusal as an Adobe Acrobat download and in eBook formats (for those of [...]

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