It’s truly true, shipmates. The fine, fine folks over at Why Did You Write That have interviewed me, your favorite drunken jag! How about checking it out?
What is hiding in your closet as we speak?
Foul intentions.What, to you, is absolutely wrong?
Being dishonest with yourself. It’s fine, and often required, to be dishonest with others. You shouldn’t bull**** yourself, though.What is the best advice you’ve ever received?
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it sure helps smooth over life’s rough spots.
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