Tall Tales of Felony and Failure » piracy

Whenever we feel that there is no redemption

Warren Haus — Sat, 15 May 2010 01:10:12 +0000

The CAPTAIN keeps our heads straight. No one has been as terrible as HE, and HE seems to be doing mighty fine.

Captain WILL TAKER has seen horrors that we cannot imagine, and still smiles [...]

TEOTWAWKI – TTFF Accepted By Publisher, All Free Versions Yanked From Malum.org!

Warren Haus — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 00:55:25 +0000

New, Official Tall Tales of Felony and Failure Cover!

It’s true, rookies! Following some (I’d imagine) significant editorial manipulation, Tall Tales of Felony and Failure will be published by Wild Child Publishing! We’ve already finished and formalized the new cover (quite a stretch from the original, I’d say!), but much needed editing will push the publish [...]

Malum.org Swag Shop Now Open!

Warren Haus — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:21:22 +0000

The fantastic bastard who brought you the Terrible Story Tall Tales of Felony and Failure has recently opened a storefront at Spreadshirts.com! Check it out if you’d like to peruse novelties boasting fancy TRADEMARKED logos such as those shown below, and [...]

This horrible tale now available for your eBooks!

Warren Haus — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:52:44 +0000

22 April 2010 Update: Sorry, lads and ladies, but the free versions have been removed from this site. Tall Tales of Felony and Failure has found a publisher!

It’s true, it’s true. Tall Tales of Felony and Failure is now available in multiple eBook formats for your FREE DOWNLOADING PLEASURE!!!

By multiple, I mean two. For Amazon Kindle [...]

Iranian Submarines Fight Piracy

Warren Haus — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:29:25 +0000

Iran has announced that it is increasing its naval forces involved in counter-piracy operations. It is sending two Ghadir-class submarines to join Iranian vessels already conducting counter-piracy operations in the Gulf of Aden.

Submarines……. FIGHTING [...]

Pirate Party Enters European Parliament

Warren Haus — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:59:00 +0000

The Pirate Party has won a huge victory in the Swedish elections and is marching on to Brussels. After months of campaigning against well established parties, the Pirate Party has gathered enough votes to be guaranteed a seat in the European [...]

U.S. Federal Pot Policy May Lead to Profit Loss for Smugglers

Warren Haus — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 04:02:25 +0000

U.S. to yield marijuana jurisdiction to states

U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder is sending strong signals that President Obama – who as a candidate said states should be allowed to make their own rules on medical marijuana – will end raids on pot dispensaries in California.

“I think it definitely signals that Obama is moving in [...]

TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a small story of some little trouble

Warren Haus — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:53:22 +0000

Welcome all to malum.org! This is Warren Haustrumerda’s official home to the gentle story TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a cautionary tale of lost love and unrepentant generosity, ending (as always) in piracy and death. It’s available FREE for your perusal as an Adobe Acrobat download and in eBook formats (for those of [...]

History – Jolly Roger Use on Submarines

Warren Haus — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:18:57 +0000

Admiral Sir Arthur Wilson VC, the Controller of the Royal Navy, stated in 1901 that, “Submarines are underhand, unfair and damned un-English. The crews of all submarines captured should be treated as pirates and hanged”.

Subsequently, (from the Royal Navy Submarine Museum):

Lieutenant Commander [...]

Submarine Pirate History – 1937

Warren Haus — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 07:54:17 +0000

In recent months at least 25 ships of British registry have been attacked in the Mediterranean, numerous Russian ships have been sunk, French merchantmen have been fired on. Last week the British destroyer Havock was also on Mediterranean patrol, off Alicante. Shooting past her went the long white wake of a submarine [...]