More Facebook Fun

Warren Haus — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:47:22 +0000

Once upon a time someone wisely decided not to befriend my DBA Facebook page. It seems, though, that this wisdom was eventually disregarded, and that this person is very literal.

This:

Devolved into this:

YES! Our fairest friend also deliciously delivered on a previous comment:

I love Facebook [...]

Black Gold

Warren Haus — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 11:01:48 +0000

Texas Tea

Free TV [...]

2010 Blogger’s Choice Awards

Warren Haus — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 03:11:07 +0000

That’s right, friends, we are IN IT to WIN IT. Feel free to drop on by the 2010 Blogger’s Choice Awards to vote for Yours Truly. (Honestly, truly forever. I swear.)

FACEBOOK Friendship Drama and Consternation!

Warren Haus — Fri, 28 May 2010 11:16:52 +0000

Rookie, please.

You have no idea what I’ve gone through to be here

Warren Haus — Sun, 23 May 2010 14:28:01 +0000

In case you can’t tell, we are TOTALLY JAZZED about the LOST series finale tonight. Six hours at periscope depth in heavy seas with the HDTV mast raised to catch the pre-game, finale, and post game. Totally Worth It!

24 May 2010: Well, there [...]

Not Penny’s Boat

Warren Haus — Sun, 23 May 2010 04:20:25 +0000

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Official Press Release – FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION

Warren Haus — Fri, 21 May 2010 14:44:50 +0000

It’s on the internet, so it must be legit:

Kapolei, HI, May 21, 2010 – GNA Worldwide subsidiary Malum.org, home of the impeccable novella Tall Tales of Felony and Failure (TTFF), proudly announces its recent partnering with Wild Child Publishing. This marriage combines Wild Child Publishing’s professionalism with Malum.org’s world renown Intellectual Property, and dovetails nicely with [...]

Whenever we feel that there is no redemption

Warren Haus — Sat, 15 May 2010 01:10:12 +0000

The CAPTAIN keeps our heads straight. No one has been as terrible as HE, and HE seems to be doing mighty fine.

Captain WILL TAKER has seen horrors that we cannot imagine, and still smiles [...]

A small bit of Chapter 3

Warren Haus — Wed, 05 May 2010 01:12:58 +0000

The official publish of our fantastical tale is months away, so I’ve decided to satiate your need with a bit from Chapter 3. As always, please pardon the formatting. We don’t understand the WordPress that well.

Does it get better than this? God, I hope so. Gray outside, no sun yet. I look through the windshield of [...]

Uppity Cat Lady Snipes US Navy Submariners

Warren Haus — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 01:49:00 +0000

From an angry blog lady’s internet website:

The good news is, apparently the crew on our ship didn’t take their cue from this bunch of Yahoos on the submarine USS Hartford, who rammed the USS New Orleans while slacking off, disappearing from their posts, and listening to iPods while “navigating” a US Submarine. [...]