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You have no idea what I’ve gone through to be here

Warren Haus — Sun, 23 May 2010 14:28:01 +0000

In case you can’t tell, we are TOTALLY JAZZED about the LOST series finale tonight. Six hours at periscope depth in heavy seas with the HDTV mast raised to catch the pre-game, finale, and post game. Totally Worth It!

24 May 2010: Well, there [...]

Not Penny’s Boat

Warren Haus — Sun, 23 May 2010 04:20:25 +0000

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Official Press Release – FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION

Warren Haus — Fri, 21 May 2010 14:44:50 +0000

It’s on the internet, so it must be legit:

Kapolei, HI, May 21, 2010 – GNA Worldwide subsidiary Malum.org, home of the impeccable novella Tall Tales of Felony and Failure (TTFF), proudly announces its recent partnering with Wild Child Publishing. This marriage combines Wild Child Publishing’s professionalism with Malum.org’s world renown Intellectual Property, and dovetails nicely with [...]

A small bit of Chapter 3

Warren Haus — Wed, 05 May 2010 01:12:58 +0000

The official publish of our fantastical tale is months away, so I’ve decided to satiate your need with a bit from Chapter 3. As always, please pardon the formatting. We don’t understand the WordPress that well.

Does it get better than this? God, I hope so. Gray outside, no sun yet. I look through the windshield of [...]

TEOTWAWKI – TTFF Accepted By Publisher, All Free Versions Yanked From Malum.org!

Warren Haus — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 00:55:25 +0000

New, Official Tall Tales of Felony and Failure Cover!

It’s true, rookies! Following some (I’d imagine) significant editorial manipulation, Tall Tales of Felony and Failure will be published by Wild Child Publishing! We’ve already finished and formalized the new cover (quite a stretch from the original, I’d say!), but much needed editing will push the publish [...]

Praise for Tall Tales of Felony and Failure!

Warren Haus — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:45:17 +0000

Actually, just a comment by my new main man swedgin. But a positive comment, and such things tend to snowball toward Decisive Victory!

An Outstanding Review!

The best book Mr. Swedgin has read this year! (I realize it’s only February, but I’ll assume he/she meant the last twelve months.) I’m sure this implies greatness, and I’ll try [...]

Tall Tales of Felony and Failure Facebook Page Created

Warren Haus — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:20:13 +0000

The ‘Tall Tales of Felony and Failure’ Page has gone Live at Facebook! To the pleasure of all, I’m sure.

Feel free to join and invite your friend(s) – Nothing gained, but [...]

This horrible tale now available for your eBooks!

Warren Haus — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:52:44 +0000

22 April 2010 Update: Sorry, lads and ladies, but the free versions have been removed from this site. Tall Tales of Felony and Failure has found a publisher!

It’s true, it’s true. Tall Tales of Felony and Failure is now available in multiple eBook formats for your FREE DOWNLOADING PLEASURE!!!

By multiple, I mean two. For Amazon Kindle [...]

Audible Failure Now Available

Warren Haus — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 04:13:03 +0000

A bold new experiment. Chapter 1 of TTFF as read by the author, a miserable wretch of a human being. Quality is low, as per the norm. The price, though, is better than right. More to follow, hopefully improved as we struggle toward understanding how this computer recording action works. (If anyone has any skill at [...]

A Small Taste of Failure

Warren Haus — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 23:19:24 +0000

Cranston and Tom trudge off toward the crash site, a line of torn earth and trees three football fields long. What remains of the fuselage is crumpled, still smoldering and partially buried at its front end. They walk the length of the wreckage’s path, occasionally picking through the debris. They stay [...]