Tall Tales of Felony and Failure » G.S. Patience http://malum.org Malum (Ma"lum), n.; [L.] - An evil. Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:47:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Whenever we feel that there is no redemption http://malum.org/2010/05/whenever-we-feel-that-there-is-no-redemption/ http://malum.org/2010/05/whenever-we-feel-that-there-is-no-redemption/#comments Sat, 15 May 2010 01:10:12 +0000 Warren Haus http://malum.org/?p=584 The CAPTAIN keeps our heads straight.  No one has been as terrible as HE, and HE seems to be doing mighty fine.

Captain WILL TAKER has seen horrors that we cannot imagine, and still smiles [...]]]> http://malum.org/2010/05/whenever-we-feel-that-there-is-no-redemption/feed/ 0 Mock Not the Whiskey Class http://malum.org/2009/08/mock-not-the-whiskey-class/ http://malum.org/2009/08/mock-not-the-whiskey-class/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:57:26 +0000 Warren Haus http://malum.org/?p=389 I recently stumbled across this internet story posted by a salty former O-Ganger, which included (I believe - I skimmed more than actually read the article) his small contempt for certain diesel powered submersibles. To this crusty lad, I provide assurances that quality ice cream can be made out of a turd, and that the [...]]]> http://malum.org/2009/08/mock-not-the-whiskey-class/feed/ 0 Somali Pirates Mock Bea Arthur http://malum.org/2009/05/somali-pirates-mock-bea-arthur/ http://malum.org/2009/05/somali-pirates-mock-bea-arthur/#comments Mon, 04 May 2009 14:07:01 +0000 Warren Haus http://malum.org/?p=333 Apparently, the public relations wing of the Somali Pirate conglomeration is producing a livejournal blog of little value and less foresight.  GNA Worldwide and, specifically, the good crew of the G.S. Patience stomached and ignored such pretension and comeuppance as inevitable in these unbridled internet days.

Unfortunately for these vagabonds, though, injury was added to insult [...]]]> http://malum.org/2009/05/somali-pirates-mock-bea-arthur/feed/ 0