Evil Diesel Submarine Pirate Swag
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It’s on the internet, so it must be legit:
Kapolei, HI, May 21, 2010 – GNA Worldwide subsidiary Malum.org, home of the impeccable novella Tall Tales of Felony and Failure (TTFF), proudly announces its recent partnering with Wild Child Publishing. This marriage combines Wild Child Publishing’s professionalism with Malum.org’s world renown Intellectual Property, and dovetails nicely with the opening of the most aggressive Malum.org Online Retail Division project yet, the Submarine Pirate Shop.
When asked to comment, William Taker, Malum.org’s Under Registrant of Over Compensation, responded, “This partnership allows Malum.org, a GNA Worldwide subsidiary, to benefit from the additional income generated through sales of our sad, sad tale by Wild Child Publishing without assuming any of the financial risk associated with actually producing things. Wild Child “Famous” Publishing, meanwhile, may now enjoy the staggering notoriety associated with the fine, fine TTFF brand. This strategy is eerily reminiscent of our similar partnering with Spreadshirt Inc., resulting in the wildly successful Submarine Pirate Shop. It’s a complete win-win for each company involved, and we’re all excruciatingly excited.”
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New, Official Tall Tales of Felony and Failure Cover!
It’s true, rookies! Following some (I’d imagine) significant editorial manipulation, Tall Tales of Felony and Failure will be published by Wild Child Publishing! We’ve already finished and formalized the new cover (quite a stretch from the original, I’d say!), but much needed editing will push the publish [...]
Actually, just a comment by my new main man swedgin. But a positive comment, and such things tend to snowball toward Decisive Victory!
An Outstanding Review!
The best book Mr. Swedgin has read this year! (I realize it’s only February, but I’ll assume he/she meant the last twelve months.) I’m sure this implies greatness, and I’ll try [...]
22 April 2010 Update: Sorry, lads and ladies, but the free versions have been removed from this site. Tall Tales of Felony and Failure has found a publisher!
It’s true, it’s true. Tall Tales of Felony and Failure is now available in multiple eBook formats for your FREE DOWNLOADING PLEASURE!!!
By multiple, I mean two. For Amazon Kindle [...]
The stoic lad who brought us “Tin Fish” also delivered this rousing call:
Oh…. wait a minute, there… this poem’s about what?
Orange fucker. You blinded me with your sissy little submarine poem. I’m like a mongoose, though, and I shan’t be [...]
Welcome all to malum.org! This is Warren Haustrumerda’s official home to the gentle story TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a cautionary tale of lost love and unrepentant generosity, ending (as always) in piracy and death. It’s available FREE for your perusal as an Adobe Acrobat download and in eBook formats (for those of [...]
THE FRINGES OF THE FLEET
By Rudyard Kipling
FOURTH ARTICLE
“Tin Fish”
1914-18
The ships destroy us above
And ensnare us beneath.
We arise, we lie down, and we move
In the belly of death.
The ships have a thousand eyes
To mark where we come . . .
And the mirth of [...]
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