Tall Tales of Felony and Failure » literature http://malum.org Malum (Ma"lum), n.; [L.] - An evil. Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:47:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Official Press Release – FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION http://malum.org/2010/05/official-press-release-for-immediate-distribution/ http://malum.org/2010/05/official-press-release-for-immediate-distribution/#comments Fri, 21 May 2010 14:44:50 +0000 Warren Haus http://malum.org/?p=588 It’s on the internet, so it must be legit:

Kapolei, HI, May 21, 2010 – GNA Worldwide subsidiary Malum.org, home of the impeccable novella Tall Tales of Felony and Failure (TTFF), proudly announces its recent partnering with Wild Child Publishing. This marriage combines Wild Child Publishing’s professionalism with Malum.org’s world renown Intellectual Property, and dovetails nicely with [...]]]> http://malum.org/2010/05/official-press-release-for-immediate-distribution/feed/ 0 TEOTWAWKI – TTFF Accepted By Publisher, All Free Versions Yanked From Malum.org! http://malum.org/2010/04/teotwawki-ttff-accepted-by-publisher-all-free-versions-yanked-from-malum-org/ http://malum.org/2010/04/teotwawki-ttff-accepted-by-publisher-all-free-versions-yanked-from-malum-org/#comments Fri, 23 Apr 2010 00:55:25 +0000 Warren Haus http://malum.org/?p=562 New, Official Tall Tales of Felony and Failure Cover!

It’s true, rookies!  Following some (I’d imagine) significant editorial manipulation, Tall Tales of Felony and Failure will be published by Wild Child Publishing!  We’ve already finished and formalized the new cover (quite a stretch from the original, I’d say!), but much needed editing will push the publish [...]]]> http://malum.org/2010/04/teotwawki-ttff-accepted-by-publisher-all-free-versions-yanked-from-malum-org/feed/ 0 Praise for Tall Tales of Felony and Failure! http://malum.org/2010/02/praise-for-tall-tales-of-felony-and-failure/ http://malum.org/2010/02/praise-for-tall-tales-of-felony-and-failure/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:45:17 +0000 Warren Haus http://malum.org/?p=467 Actually, just a comment by my new main man swedgin.  But a positive comment, and such things tend to snowball toward Decisive Victory!

An Outstanding Review!

The best book Mr. Swedgin has read this year!  (I realize it’s only February, but I’ll assume he/she meant the last twelve months.)  I’m sure this implies greatness, and I’ll try [...]]]> http://malum.org/2010/02/praise-for-tall-tales-of-felony-and-failure/feed/ 0 This horrible tale now available for your eBooks! http://malum.org/2010/02/this-horrible-tale-now-available-for-your-ebooks/ http://malum.org/2010/02/this-horrible-tale-now-available-for-your-ebooks/#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:52:44 +0000 Warren Haus http://malum.org/?p=440 22 April 2010 Update:  Sorry, lads and ladies, but the free versions have been removed from this site.  Tall Tales of Felony and Failure has found a publisher!

It’s true, it’s true.  Tall Tales of Felony and Failure is now available in multiple eBook formats for your FREE DOWNLOADING PLEASURE!!!

By multiple, I mean two.  For Amazon Kindle [...]]]> http://malum.org/2010/02/this-horrible-tale-now-available-for-your-ebooks/feed/ 0 Rudyard Kipling – Ulster 1912 http://malum.org/2009/05/rudyard-kipling-ulster-1912/ http://malum.org/2009/05/rudyard-kipling-ulster-1912/#comments Sun, 17 May 2009 02:50:59 +0000 Warren Haus http://malum.org/?p=350 The stoic lad who brought us “Tin Fish” also delivered this rousing call:

Oh…. wait a minute, there…  this poem’s about what?

Orange fucker.  You blinded me with your sissy little submarine poem.  I’m like a mongoose, though, and I shan’t be [...]]]> http://malum.org/2009/05/rudyard-kipling-ulster-1912/feed/ 0 TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a small story of some little trouble http://malum.org/2009/02/welcome-friends-2/ http://malum.org/2009/02/welcome-friends-2/#comments Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:53:22 +0000 Warren Haus http://malum.org/?p=277 Welcome all to malum.org!  This is Warren Haustrumerda’s official home to the gentle story TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a cautionary tale of lost love and unrepentant generosity, ending (as always) in piracy and death.  It’s available FREE for your perusal as an Adobe Acrobat download and in eBook formats (for those of [...]]]> http://malum.org/2009/02/welcome-friends-2/feed/ 0 The Fringes of the Fleet – Rudyard Kipling http://malum.org/2009/02/the-fringes-of-the-fleet-rudyard-kipling/ http://malum.org/2009/02/the-fringes-of-the-fleet-rudyard-kipling/#comments Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:55:06 +0000 Warren Haus http://malum.org/?p=254 THE FRINGES OF THE FLEET

By Rudyard Kipling

FOURTH ARTICLE

“Tin Fish”

1914-18

The ships destroy us above And ensnare us beneath. We arise, we lie down, and we move In the belly of death.

The ships have a thousand eyes To mark where we come . . . And the mirth of [...]]]> http://malum.org/2009/02/the-fringes-of-the-fleet-rudyard-kipling/feed/ 0