Once upon a time someone wisely decided not to befriend my DBA Facebook page. It seems, though, that this wisdom was eventually disregarded, and that this person is very literal.
This:
Devolved into this:
YES! Our fairest friend also deliciously delivered on a previous comment:
I love Facebook [...]
from jkama03@centrum.cz
to unlisted-recipients
date Sat, Apr 4, 2009 at 3:26 PM
subject I NEED YOUR HELP…
mailed-by centrum.cz
Hello,
Good Day and may God bless you with your family? I Know that my letter will come to you as a supprise as you know that we have not seen or meet each other before but My sources of your contact gave me the courage and confidence to rely and write to you you. My name is Joy Kamara, I am 22 years old now and I am the only Daughter of late chief GEORGE KAMARA from Sierra Leone. I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance to transfer My Late Father’s cash of twenty one million eight hundred thousand dollars($21,800,000) now in the custody of a BANK here in Abidjan to your private account pending my arival to your country.
Please if you can assist me please write me back to my priavte email address to enable me to give you details.
Thanks and may GOF bless you.
Joy Kamara.
from Domain Admin
to jkama03@centrum.cz
date Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 8:47 PM
subject Re: I NEED YOUR HELP…
mailed-by malum.org
Joy Kamara,
Splendid hearing from you again. Your late father’s passing fills me with sorrow, so it is with heavy heart that I agree to help you procure $28 million of the old lad’s filthy lucre. Please reply promptly with detailed instructions detailing how I may most promptly help you realize such assets. Depositing this money in my account does seem to be the most straightforward path to victory, in your case.
Promptness and detail are key here, Joy. Don’t be the stupid trollop GEORGE KAMARA always suspected you were!
Kindest regards and gof bless you, too,
WH
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