Evil Diesel Submarine Pirate Swag
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It’s on the internet, so it must be legit:
Kapolei, HI, May 21, 2010 – GNA Worldwide subsidiary Malum.org, home of the impeccable novella Tall Tales of Felony and Failure (TTFF), proudly announces its recent partnering with Wild Child Publishing. This marriage combines Wild Child Publishing’s professionalism with Malum.org’s world renown Intellectual Property, and dovetails nicely with the opening of the most aggressive Malum.org Online Retail Division project yet, the Submarine Pirate Shop.
When asked to comment, William Taker, Malum.org’s Under Registrant of Over Compensation, responded, “This partnership allows Malum.org, a GNA Worldwide subsidiary, to benefit from the additional income generated through sales of our sad, sad tale by Wild Child Publishing without assuming any of the financial risk associated with actually producing things. Wild Child “Famous” Publishing, meanwhile, may now enjoy the staggering notoriety associated with the fine, fine TTFF brand. This strategy is eerily reminiscent of our similar partnering with Spreadshirt Inc., resulting in the wildly successful Submarine Pirate Shop. It’s a complete win-win for each company involved, and we’re all excruciatingly excited.”
Continue reading Official Press Release – FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
The official publish of our fantastical tale is months away, so I’ve decided to satiate your need with a bit from Chapter 3. As always, please pardon the formatting. We don’t understand the WordPress that well.
Does it get better than this? God, I hope so. Gray outside, no sun yet. I look through the windshield of Tom’s truck. I’m in the parking lot behind the barracks. Naked, lying down in the front seat, dried patches of blood about. One of my eyes is caked shut. I try to remember how this happened.
Slowly, coming back. All of it coming back. The Filipina, the bloody bouncer, the broken cue stick, the free money. Frozen time.
I ponder this. Frozen time? Reaching under the seat, I pull out my clothes: sneakers, underpants, shirt, and pants. I’m still wearing Tom’s cap, which is glued to my head, and my socks are still on.
Continue reading A small bit of Chapter 3
New, Official Tall Tales of Felony and Failure Cover!
It’s true, rookies! Following some (I’d imagine) significant editorial manipulation, Tall Tales of Felony and Failure will be published by Wild Child Publishing! We’ve already finished and formalized the new cover (quite a stretch from the original, I’d say!), but much needed editing will push the publish [...]
Welcome all to malum.org! This is Warren Haustrumerda’s official home to the gentle story TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a cautionary tale of lost love and unrepentant generosity, ending (as always) in piracy and death. It’s available FREE for your perusal as an Adobe Acrobat download and in eBook formats (for those of [...]
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Evil Diesel Submarine Pirate Swag
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