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Whenever we feel that there is no redemption

Warren Haus — Sat, 15 May 2010 01:10:12 +0000

The CAPTAIN keeps our heads straight. No one has been as terrible as HE, and HE seems to be doing mighty fine.

Captain WILL TAKER has seen horrors that we cannot imagine, and still smiles [...]

Malum.org Swag Shop Now Open!

Warren Haus — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:21:22 +0000

The fantastic bastard who brought you the Terrible Story Tall Tales of Felony and Failure has recently opened a storefront at Spreadshirts.com! Check it out if you’d like to peruse novelties boasting fancy TRADEMARKED logos such as those shown below, and [...]

Iranian Submarines Fight Piracy

Warren Haus — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:29:25 +0000

Iran has announced that it is increasing its naval forces involved in counter-piracy operations. It is sending two Ghadir-class submarines to join Iranian vessels already conducting counter-piracy operations in the Gulf of Aden.

Submarines……. FIGHTING [...]

Mock Not the Whiskey Class

Warren Haus — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:57:26 +0000

I recently stumbled across this internet story posted by a salty former O-Ganger, which included (I believe - I skimmed more than actually read the article) his small contempt for certain diesel powered submersibles. To this crusty lad, I provide assurances that quality ice cream can be made out of a turd, and that the [...]

Pirate Party Enters European Parliament

Warren Haus — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:59:00 +0000

The Pirate Party has won a huge victory in the Swedish elections and is marching on to Brussels. After months of campaigning against well established parties, the Pirate Party has gathered enough votes to be guaranteed a seat in the European [...]

Somali Pirates Mock Bea Arthur

Warren Haus — Mon, 04 May 2009 14:07:01 +0000

Apparently, the public relations wing of the Somali Pirate conglomeration is producing a livejournal blog of little value and less foresight. GNA Worldwide and, specifically, the good crew of the G.S. Patience stomached and ignored such pretension and comeuppance as inevitable in these unbridled internet days.

Unfortunately for these vagabonds, though, injury was added to insult [...]

New Love, Lost

Warren Haus — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:44:12 +0000

from jkama03@centrum.cz to unlisted-recipients date Sat, Apr 4, 2009 at 3:26 PM subject I NEED YOUR HELP… mailed-by centrum.cz

Hello,

Good Day and may God bless you with your family? I Know that my letter will come to you as a supprise as you know that we have not seen or meet each other before but My sources of your contact gave me the courage and confidence [...]

U.S. Federal Pot Policy May Lead to Profit Loss for Smugglers

Warren Haus — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 04:02:25 +0000

U.S. to yield marijuana jurisdiction to states

U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder is sending strong signals that President Obama – who as a candidate said states should be allowed to make their own rules on medical marijuana – will end raids on pot dispensaries in California.

“I think it definitely signals that Obama is moving in [...]

TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a small story of some little trouble

Warren Haus — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:53:22 +0000

Welcome all to malum.org! This is Warren Haustrumerda’s official home to the gentle story TALL TALES OF FELONY AND FAILURE, a cautionary tale of lost love and unrepentant generosity, ending (as always) in piracy and death. It’s available FREE for your perusal as an Adobe Acrobat download and in eBook formats (for those of [...]

History – Jolly Roger Use on Submarines

Warren Haus — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 17:18:57 +0000

Admiral Sir Arthur Wilson VC, the Controller of the Royal Navy, stated in 1901 that, “Submarines are underhand, unfair and damned un-English. The crews of all submarines captured should be treated as pirates and hanged”.

Subsequently, (from the Royal Navy Submarine Museum):

Lieutenant Commander [...]