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Whenever we feel that there is no redemption

Warren Haus — Sat, 15 May 2010 01:10:12 +0000

The CAPTAIN keeps our heads straight. No one has been as terrible as HE, and HE seems to be doing mighty fine.

Captain WILL TAKER has seen horrors that we cannot imagine, and still smiles [...]

Uppity Cat Lady Snipes US Navy Submariners

Warren Haus — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 01:49:00 +0000

From an angry blog lady’s internet website:

The good news is, apparently the crew on our ship didn’t take their cue from this bunch of Yahoos on the submarine USS Hartford, who rammed the USS New Orleans while slacking off, disappearing from their posts, and listening to iPods while “navigating” a US Submarine. [...]

Malum.org Swag Shop Now Open!

Warren Haus — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:21:22 +0000

The fantastic bastard who brought you the Terrible Story Tall Tales of Felony and Failure has recently opened a storefront at Spreadshirts.com! Check it out if you’d like to peruse novelties boasting fancy TRADEMARKED logos such as those shown below, and [...]

Iranian Submarines Fight Piracy

Warren Haus — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:29:25 +0000

Iran has announced that it is increasing its naval forces involved in counter-piracy operations. It is sending two Ghadir-class submarines to join Iranian vessels already conducting counter-piracy operations in the Gulf of Aden.

Submarines……. FIGHTING [...]

‘Join the Navy*’ Trailer and ‘Tube Daze: Episode 1-01′

Warren Haus — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:23:49 +0000

Two new YouTube vids from the Hey, [...]

Mock Not the Whiskey Class

Warren Haus — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:57:26 +0000

I recently stumbled across this internet story posted by a salty former O-Ganger, which included (I believe - I skimmed more than actually read the article) his small contempt for certain diesel powered submersibles. To this crusty lad, I provide assurances that quality ice cream can be made out of a turd, and that the [...]

Submariners Having Fun But Ready To Battle

Warren Haus — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:28:19 +0000

These videos were filmed by the crew of one of those fancy bow planes and VLS LOS ANGELES Class ships, which I don’t trust because I like to see my forward planes from the pier. They may or may not be a hoot to watch. I was tickled.

The [...]

Somali Pirates Mock Bea Arthur

Warren Haus — Mon, 04 May 2009 14:07:01 +0000

Apparently, the public relations wing of the Somali Pirate conglomeration is producing a livejournal blog of little value and less foresight. GNA Worldwide and, specifically, the good crew of the G.S. Patience stomached and ignored such pretension and comeuppance as inevitable in these unbridled internet days.

Unfortunately for these vagabonds, though, injury was added to insult [...]

Become A Dirty Kraut U-Boat Captain

Warren Haus — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:25:53 +0000

I’ve just quit smoking, and the last five hours have been a little edgy, so please forgive any shortness or expletives. That said, I’ve recently purchased Silent Hunter III (it’s been out for about four years) and am having a fantastic, while insanely frustrating, time playing it.

Fantastic, because you assume the role of a steely jawed, [...]

U.S. Federal Pot Policy May Lead to Profit Loss for Smugglers

Warren Haus — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 04:02:25 +0000

U.S. to yield marijuana jurisdiction to states

U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder is sending strong signals that President Obama – who as a candidate said states should be allowed to make their own rules on medical marijuana – will end raids on pot dispensaries in California.

“I think it definitely signals that Obama is moving in [...]