More Facebook Fun

Warren Haus — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:47:22 +0000

Once upon a time someone wisely decided not to befriend my DBA Facebook page. It seems, though, that this wisdom was eventually disregarded, and that this person is very literal.

This:

Devolved into this:

YES! Our fairest friend also deliciously delivered on a previous comment:

I love Facebook [...]

2010 Blogger’s Choice Awards

Warren Haus — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 03:11:07 +0000

That’s right, friends, we are IN IT to WIN IT. Feel free to drop on by the 2010 Blogger’s Choice Awards to vote for Yours Truly. (Honestly, truly forever. I swear.)

A small bit of Chapter 3

Warren Haus — Wed, 05 May 2010 01:12:58 +0000

The official publish of our fantastical tale is months away, so I’ve decided to satiate your need with a bit from Chapter 3. As always, please pardon the formatting. We don’t understand the WordPress that well.

Does it get better than this? God, I hope so. Gray outside, no sun yet. I look through the windshield of [...]

TEOTWAWKI – TTFF Accepted By Publisher, All Free Versions Yanked From Malum.org!

Warren Haus — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 00:55:25 +0000

New, Official Tall Tales of Felony and Failure Cover!

It’s true, rookies! Following some (I’d imagine) significant editorial manipulation, Tall Tales of Felony and Failure will be published by Wild Child Publishing! We’ve already finished and formalized the new cover (quite a stretch from the original, I’d say!), but much needed editing will push the publish [...]

Malum.org And Spreadshirt Inc. Partnering Clears Way To Filthy Lucre For Both

Warren Haus — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:46:39 +0000

Malum.org is proud to announce its recent partnering with Spreadshirt Inc. This pairing was instrumental in ensuring the timely opening of the most aggressive Malum.org Online Retail Division project to date, the Submarine Pirate Shop. [...]

Praise for Tall Tales of Felony and Failure!

Warren Haus — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:45:17 +0000

Actually, just a comment by my new main man swedgin. But a positive comment, and such things tend to snowball toward Decisive Victory!

An Outstanding Review!

The best book Mr. Swedgin has read this year! (I realize it’s only February, but I’ll assume he/she meant the last twelve months.) I’m sure this implies greatness, and I’ll try [...]

Tall Tales of Felony and Failure Facebook Page Created

Warren Haus — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:20:13 +0000

The ‘Tall Tales of Felony and Failure’ Page has gone Live at Facebook! To the pleasure of all, I’m sure.

Feel free to join and invite your friend(s) – Nothing gained, but [...]

This horrible tale now available for your eBooks!

Warren Haus — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:52:44 +0000

22 April 2010 Update: Sorry, lads and ladies, but the free versions have been removed from this site. Tall Tales of Felony and Failure has found a publisher!

It’s true, it’s true. Tall Tales of Felony and Failure is now available in multiple eBook formats for your FREE DOWNLOADING PLEASURE!!!

By multiple, I mean two. For Amazon Kindle [...]

New Love, Lost

Warren Haus — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:44:12 +0000

from jkama03@centrum.cz to unlisted-recipients date Sat, Apr 4, 2009 at 3:26 PM subject I NEED YOUR HELP… mailed-by centrum.cz

Hello,

Good Day and may God bless you with your family? I Know that my letter will come to you as a supprise as you know that we have not seen or meet each other before but My sources of your contact gave me the courage and confidence [...]

A Small Taste of Failure

Warren Haus — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 23:19:24 +0000

Cranston and Tom trudge off toward the crash site, a line of torn earth and trees three football fields long. What remains of the fuselage is crumpled, still smoldering and partially buried at its front end. They walk the length of the wreckage’s path, occasionally picking through the debris. They stay [...]

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